
Any interview with Burns is a good interview
What’s the strangest situation you’ve been in lately? Recently when I was in Boston for the holiday grog, myself, Jeff Allen and some ladies we know were driving to a party in a snow storm… when out of nowhere the car in front of us hauled the brakes, we slipped and started spinning, hit a guard rail then smashed into the car going backwards in front of us. A 40 year old black man with dread locks got out of his car with his pants around his ankles.. buttoning up his jeans whilst saying, “are you guys OK mon?” we said “yeah were OK brother” then he gets into his mangled car and drives off. There was a woman in the passenger seat with her head down. I’m pretty sure the dude was getting road head and hit the brakes on the impact of his orgasmic eruption. A cop came to investigate the scene. I told him exactly what I saw and he looked at me like I was a freak. A lying freak. At that point we had forgotten there was a girl in our trunk the entire time. I then later had to spend the night at one of the girl’s houses who was 19 and hid in her closet so her parentals couldn’t find me. Hiding in a 19 year old girl’s parent’s closet is a strange situation for a 25 year old man.
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